Gemini eventually gets its blade going while Gruff raises up its forks to plow into Gemini head on and slow its weapon down. Come on, it’s Gruff and Gemini there’s nothing substantial on the line here. The arena light goes green and both bots sit in their squares for a couple of seconds before starting the fight. What naturally happens once you get absolutely fucking roasted. Normally this is what I’d expect to see when fighting a robot with a devastating spinning weapon. Gemini has an armor configuration the team has named “big boy pants” that effectively takes one robot and beefs it up from a middleweight to a heavyweight. Yes, there is only one part of this multibot participating in the battle. Ace Schelander’s solution for this is simple: just make Gemini one robot. It’s two robots that fight together except they can’t stop hitting each other and knocking each other out. I guess on paper it’s a nice idea and we’ve been over it a dozen times because despite this robot’s atrocious win/loss record it still gets a lot of camera time. I definitely think Gruff has what it takes to win this match but god damn it you guys are going a great job of undermining that. Also it’s nice to see that even though we’re in the post-season Gruff’s team never fixed their fucking lifting forks and one of them is still bent up and not riding on the floor. We know Gruff can take the hits but it’s going to come down to control of the fight. Everyone else’s flamethrowers are shit compared to Gruff’s but the problem with a flamethrower weapon is you have to pin someone for it to be effective. Just in case you guys thought I was fucking with you when I said those booty blasters were putting out 3,000+ on the Fahrenheit scale now you have official confirmation from Kenny that Gruff is, in fact, a motherfucker. Guess the team patched up that hunk of crap and think they can fight Tombstone.Īre you ready for fire because I’m so ready.Īs Kenny Florian introduces Gruff he points out that Gruff’s flamethrowers output at 3,600 degrees. Deadlift is also back for some reason despite losing in the Bronco bracket. Gruff is also in the fray and we know Gruff has what it takes to tackle the king so if Gruff can make a line drive for the bounty hunter title we might see a repeat of the last time these two robots fought except the opposite might happen when it comes to the victor. Those robots include Gemini (for some reason), Jackpot, SMEE, Claw Viper, Kraken, and Mammoth. We’ve got eight robots on deck to try and go for a shot at the king. But now it’s time for Tombstone and if there’s anyone who can hold its bounty it’s the King of Kinetic Energy, Ray Billings. Skorpios brawled through the bracket to reach Icewave and although its weapon did fuck all for the entire episode its mighty plow once again proved to be Icewave’s detriment because the gasoline menace couldn’t land a killing blow and was pushed around to all the Pulverizers which smashed its engine. Rotator battled its way up to Bronco and with a god shot managed to fuck up Bronco’s mighty flipping arm so we never got to see any flips during the whole fight. So we’re getting into the thick of Bounty Hunters and thus far all of the bounties have been taken down. A look at who’s fighting who this episode.
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